A figure covered completely in black, with its face hidden, walks onto the stage.
[Snape:] (sternly) Who are you?
[Figure:] I, Syn, will never tell you who I am!
[Snape:] Did you not just tell me?
[Figure:] I... D'oh!
[Snape:] Synasia, sit down and behave yourself!
[Syn:] Oh, sir, but I AM behaving myself...
[Snape:] Detention with Filch! Now, begin this retardment for an interview or I will be forced to resign!
[Snape:] I will quit!
(audience burst into cries and whispers)
[Syn:] Ok, ok. (takes off long cloak and sits down) Today we'll be discussing your relationship with the Death Eaters
[Snape:] Don't be so stupid! You know very well how we agreed not to discuss that much of my past.
[Syn:] (gasp) (echoing in head) stupid, stupid, stupid... FINE! Let's not talk about the Death Eaters! We have to talk about something, though
[Snape:] (folding arms and looking away)
[Syn:] I know!
[Snape:] No! Why not talk about yourself? I don't particularly admire being the centre of attention every split second of my life
[Syn:] Um... ok. What do you want to know?
[Snape:] Perhaps you will be able to fathom how I feel. Synasia, what were all your boyfriend's names since your fourteenth birthday?
[Syn:] But I'm fifteen...
[Snape:] In which way do I care?
[Syn:] (glare) Ok, let's see. I've had five (holding up three fingers) since my fourteenth birthday. They're names were Kevin, Mike, Sev-
[Snape:] I did not go out with you, you insolent, little child!
[Syn:] (looks at Severus) Hi, Severus! (waves)
[Snape:] (gets up and leaves)
[Syn:] Was it something I said? Well, I guess this concludes our interview. See ya next time! (waves)
[Syn:] (behind curtain) We had curtains?