[Syn:] Hello and welcome to the show! Here we have Professor Snape, the ugliest teacher at Hogwarts!
[Snape:] I'd prefer it if you could refrain from using such insulting language during this interview, or I will be forced to leave.
[Syn:] (staring at his nose) Yes, yes. I... agree....
[Snape:] Are you paying attention to me?! Or are you gaping at my nose?!
[Syn:] Wha... What? (snapping back to reality) Oh no, I was just admiring.... your.... hair.
[Snape:] (narrowing eyes) What are you implying?
[Syn:] Alright, alright! What made you decide to be... be... a.... nose....? (mesmerised by nose)
[Snape:] What?! You're staring at my nose, again!! Synasia, do cease this behaviour!
[Syn:] Nose... big.... bent.... wrinkled..... shampoo....
[Snape:] Silence! A detention is in order for this!!
[Syn:] (still mesmerised) Nose... big... hypnotising... nose....
[Snape:] See me at eight! I will not tolerate this! (beginning to leave)
[Syn:] (snaps back to reality) Oh... what? Welcome to the show Professor Sna- Wooooah! What happened to your face?
[Snape:] (pissed) YOU happened to be mesmerized by my... looks. To be more specific, my aquiline nose.
[Syn:] Nose? Oh, nooose.... nose.... big.... nose.....
[Snape:] Enough! I will be seeing you tonight! (storms off)
[Syn:] Hooke- what? Oh, must be time for my interview! Where's the Professor? That bastard! He's late!