[Snape:] (sitting alone, with legs crossed) Where the bloody hell is she?!
[Syn:] (comes running in, breathing heavily) Hi! Whew! Sorry, I'm late! My boyfriend and I- Oh, no. I've said to much...
[Snape:] Sit down, child! I don't have all day!
[Syn:] (sitting down, finally getting her buttons done) Right! So, um... Huh! Yeah! So...
[Snape:] Hurry. Up.
[Syn:] So, how are you today, Professor?
[Snape:] What does it matter to you? Just get on with the interview!
[Snape:] What? Since when have we had an audience?
[Syn:] Well, people had been asking me to get them closer to you, so I let them become an audience! I hope you don't mind.
[Snape:] (glaring at audience, who nearly swoon at his sight) As long as we have enough security.
[Syn:] Oh, don't worry! I wouldn't let them get near you!
[Snape:] Indeed (getting out his wand)
[Syn:] Anyway, I want to know what you think of Mr Alan Rickman.
[Snape:] And who is this 'Alan Rickman'?
(audience immediately shut up)
[Syn:] You know! He's the guy who played you in the movie!
[Snape:] What movie?
[Syn:] Um... the Harry Potter series?
[Snape:] Oh, yes. Quite right. I happen to be Miss Rowling's good friend
[Snape:] (glaring) What happens to be wrong with that?
[Syn:] I think they're shocked that you actually have a friend, Sir.
[Snape:] (pouting) What I think of Mr Rickman, you ask? I think his portayal of myself was rather captivating, but I did not approve of my appearance in the movie.
[Syn:] You didn't want to be in the movie?
[Snape:] I didn't want a movie. My being in the book was enough. The least I need is more publicity.
(audience shut up)
[Syn:] I think Harry's friend (the goddess, Miss Rowling) is a superb writer! I personally didn't like the movie and I'm not looking forward to the sequels, but I love the books! Do you agree?
[Snape:] Indeed. Having a book published specifically about an amateur where I make several appearances have me feeling quite glad that, partially because of this, I have fans.
[Snape:] I was being sarcastic!
(audience break out in cries and whispers)
[Syn:] I knew that. Anyhoo, have you seen any of his other movies?
[Snape:] I do not bother with muggle past times
[Syn:] Fair enough. I'll give you my opinion on him, then.
[Snape:] Oh, joy.
[Syn:] It was a bright, hot day. I was sitting indoors -I fear the heat, you see- when I switched on the black televi-
[Snape:] Synasia! You will not bore me more than you already have!
[Syn:] Fine! I think he's a pretty good actor, but I don't really like his wor- Oof! Hey! Who threw that!
[Audience:] Wasn't me!
[Syn:] (rubbing boo-boo) Anyway, I think he should star in more bigger films. I mean, he's talented enough.
[Snape:] (rolling eyes) Fascinating.
[Syn:] Yep! ^-^ Well, that concludes our interview for toda-
[Snape:] You're actually telling me we've finished an interview without any interrupti-
[Syn:] Sir, it's not nice to interrupt when someone's talking.
(audience boo Syn)
[Syn:] Hey, shut up!
(audience shut up)
[Syn:] Wow, didn't think that'd work.
(audience immedietly pummel Syn with tomatoes)
[Syn:] (guarding herself) Hey! Stop! Stop!
Security hand Syn a basket of vegatables. She immediatly uses them
[Syn:] REVENGE!! Muhahaha!! (chucking vegetables at audience)