Uh, hello? Is this thing recording? Um, you have reached the Snape household. If you would lik- *beep cuts him off*
Yes, you have reached Sev- *beep!*
Yes, hel- *beep!*
This is such an annoying piece of machinary! How could anyone use this? Do you not keep owls or own a decent fire place?! How ludicrous can one become?! Synasia! Why is this light flashing?! Don't tell me it's on! What?! You mean to tell me this thing was recording this whole time...? Sh- *beep!*
I see. Pressing this button ends my mes- *beep cuts him off again*
You have reached Severus Snape. If you merely desire to wish me a 'good evening', press 1. If you desire to comment on my looks, press 2. If you are a student, press 3. If you are willing to let me be, press 4. If this is Syn, hang up. *beep!*