"Potions Master, eh? Does that make you master of the bed, too?"
"Is ALL your hair greasy?"
"What a lovely robe! Can I try it on? Yeah, and your shirt. Your trousers, too. Grr! Don't stop!"
"I always wanted a snake to get up my bush..." *wink*
"Are there any other tattoos I should know about?"
"Prince of darkness! Show me your royal staff tonight!"
"How you doin'?"
"Let's test your Maths skills. Let's subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and MULTIPLY!"